Fucking Quitter Retirement Card
Fucking Quitter Retirement Card
We’re not mad. We’re just jealous.
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A Proper Introduction
A Proper Introduction
They did it. They actually did it. After years of alarm clocks, bad coffee, and pretending to care about quarterly reports, they walked out the door and never looked back. This Fucking Quitter Retirement Card is for that person — the one brave enough to quit, lucky enough to retire, and bold enough to let everyone know it.
All the Juicy Details
All the Juicy Details
When’s It Getting Here?
When’s It Getting Here?
Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.
Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.
You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.
Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.
Quality Meets Sass
Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.
Quick Out the Door
Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+
Good Service. Bad Influence.
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