Holy Crap Baby Card
Holy Crap Baby Card
Congrats on your new alarm clock. Thereβs no snooze button
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A Proper Introduction
A Proper Introduction
A tiny human is on its way in. Your sleep is on its way out. Along with your privacy, your spontaneity, and any concept of a quiet morning. The Holy Crap Baby Card is a funny baby shower or new-baby greeting card for the parents about to be lovingly slapped with that realization.
Give it to the friend who appreciates a little brutal honesty with their congratulations. Blank inside for your own message, whether that's heartfelt encouragement or an offer to bring coffee. Comes with a coordinating kraft envelope.
Cheers to leaky boobs and unconditional love, in that order.
All the Juicy Details
All the Juicy Details
Whenβs It Getting Here?
Whenβs It Getting Here?
Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3β6 business days after shipping.
Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20β$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shippingβs on us.
Youβll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.
Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.
Quality Meets Sass
Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.
Quick Out the Door
Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+
Good Service. Bad Influence.
Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.
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Holy Crap Baby Card