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Holy Shit! New Baby Card

Holy Shit! New Baby Card

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A tiny human has arrived. Equal parts miracle and complete system shock. There will be sleepless nights. Sore everything. Poop in quantities that defy logic. And a very real moment where you look at this small, screaming person and think: what the hell do I do with this?

This card says the quiet part out loud. Loudly.

Blank inside — write something more composed than you feel.

  • 5” x 4”
  • Comes with its own envelope
  • Made in the USA by Offensive Delightful
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Impish Greetings funny new baby card featuring a shocked baby graphic on a vintage newspaper background with purple envelope

Holy Shit! New Baby Card

$5.75