Holy Shit! Wedding Card

Not every wedding announcement lands with a serene smile and a gentle nod. Some of them make you set down your drink, look around the room, and think: holy shit, they're actually doing it.

The Holy Shit! Wedding Card is a funny wedding congratulations card for the couple who appreciates a raised eyebrow, a smirk, and genuinely heartfelt well wishes, all at once. Give it to the friends whose big day calls for something a little less floral and a lot more honest.

Blank inside for your own congratulations, affectionate disbelief, or surprisingly sincere toast. Includes a coordinating envelope. You can save the polite applause for the ceremony.

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.