People Older Than You Birthday Card
People Older Than You Birthday Card
The most comforting birthday card for anyone dreading their next milestone.
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A Proper Introduction
A Proper Introduction
There is no magic word to soften the blow of aging. Best to go with rigorous honesty.
But here's the thing — I know people older than you. So really, it could be worse. Blank inside so you can try to find an upside to crow's feet and marionette lines.
All the Juicy Details
All the Juicy Details
When’s It Getting Here?
When’s It Getting Here?
Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.
Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.
You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.
Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.
Quality Meets Sass
Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.
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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+
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