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I Wish I Could Take Your Pain Card

I Wish I Could Take Your Pain Card

Regular price $5.75 USD
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Because sometimes the most honest thing you can say is: I wish it were me instead of you.

A Proper Introduction

It’s hard to watch someone you love hurting. And if you could swap places and take it all away, you absolutely would. This card says exactly that — with all the sincerity of a real friend and just enough snark to cut through the heaviness.

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside — write what only you can say.

  • 4¼” x 5½”
  • Printed on white matte cardstock
  • Comes with a kraft envelope
  • Designed by North Star Charm

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

Good Service. Bad Influence.

Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

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I Wish I Could Take Your Pain Card

$5.75