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Everything's Fine Sticker

Everything's Fine Sticker

Regular price $5.25 USD
Regular price Sale price $5.25 USD
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Give people fair warning before they find out the hard way

A Proper Introduction

A completely accurate status update. Some say β€œfine” stands for F*cked Up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Enraged. Others just say it reflexively every time someone asks how they’re doing. Either way, this sticker gets it.

All the Juicy Details

  • 3” on the longest side
  • Premium velvety matte finish vinyl
  • Waterproof + dishwasher safe
  • UV protected + scratch resistant
  • Indoor + outdoor use
  • Made in the USA by cottage+crown

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

Good Service. Bad Influence.

Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

Impish Greetings vinyl sticker featuring a skeleton with leopard print glasses and headband holding a coffee mug.

Everything's Fine Sticker

$5.25