• Kwanzaa Christmas Hanukkah holiday card and red envelope on muted light grey background
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Kwanzaa Christmas Hanukkah Card

Kwanzaa Christmas Hanukkah Card

$5.50 USD
$5.50 USD
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All the holiday cheer. None of the restraint.

A Proper Introduction

Season’s greetings. Absolutely no filter.

Christmas, Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever the hell they’re celebrating, this card covers the festive bases with one gloriously foul-mouthed greeting. Bold red, cream, and green stripes meet a high-kicking retro illustration for holiday cheer that refuses to behave.

For the friend who brings the good booze, the bad jokes, and a welcome break from another tasteful snowflake card.

    All the Juicy Details

    A holiday greeting card for people who prefer their festive wishes uncensored. Features bold red, cream, and green stripes, a high-kicking retro illustration, and a greeting covering Christmas, Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, and whatever else is on the calendar.

    • Front reads: β€œHappy Fucking Holidays Kwanzaa Christmas Chanukkah or whatever the hell you’re celebrating!”
    • Includes a coordinating envelope.
    • By Offensive Delightful.
    • Made in the USA.
    • Style MX01.

    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

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    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Kwanzaa Christmas Hanukkah holiday card and red envelope on muted light grey background

    Kwanzaa Christmas Hanukkah Card

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