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Colonoscopy Birthday Card

Colonoscopy Birthday Card

$6.25 USD
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Freedom, wisdom, and a proctologist appointment. Welcome to adulthood.

A Proper Introduction

The card they'll actually laugh at. Perfect for 50th birthdays and beyond.

Ahhh, the joys of Adulthood -- The freedom to be your own person and not have to answer to anyone... except maybe your proctologist. This vintage-style Adult Colonoscopy Birthday Card is perfect for anyone who's just about ready to start lying about their age. Equal parts hilarious and accurate — because nothing says "milestone birthday" like scheduling your first colonoscopy.

All the Juicy Details

  • 4-3/8" x 5-3/4"
  • Blank inside for your own heartfelt (or savage) message
  • Comes with a kraft envelope
  • Protected in a cellophane sleeve
  • Made in the USA
  • Designed by Bad Betty Greeting Company

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Colonoscopy Birthday Card

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Janae

Just received my first order and got the giggles unpacking the order. I am ready for upcoming birthdays, graduations and any greeting card worthy events. Can't wait to start spreading the snark!