Freedom, wisdom, and a proctologist appointment. Welcome to adulthood.
Ahhh, the joys of Adulthood -- The freedom to be your own person and not have to answer to anyone... except maybe your proctologist. This vintage-style Adult Colonoscopy Birthday Card is perfect for anyone who's just about ready to start lying about their age. Equal parts hilarious and accurate — because nothing says "milestone birthday" like scheduling your first colonoscopy.
Adult Colonoscopy Birthday Card -
4-3/8" x 5-3/4"
Blank inside for your own heartfelt (or savage) message
Comes with a kraft envelope
Protected in a cellophane sleeve
Made in the USA
Designed by Bad Betty Greeting Company
The card they'll actually laugh at. Perfect for 50th birthdays and beyond.
