• Impish Greetings square magnet featuring a vintage illustration of a woman and the text I'm not really a control freak
  • Impish Greetings square magnet featuring a vintage illustration of a woman and the text I'm not really a control freak
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Not A Control Freak But... Magnet

Not A Control Freak But... Magnet

$5.00 USD
$5.00 USD
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I'm not really a control freak. I just know how everything should be done

A Proper Introduction

For the person in your life who has strong opinions about the correct way to load a dishwasher, fold a fitted sheet, and arrange the fridge. You know who you are. (They definitely know who they are.)

A tiny, magnetic mirror of truth β€” stick it somewhere they'll see it daily and let it do the work.

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All the Juicy Details

  • 2" square magnet with a high-quality print
  • High gloss, weather-resistant mylar finish that wipes clean easily
  • Lightweight and gift-ready β€” slips perfectly into a card
  • Perfect for birthdays, office gifts, white elephants, or "this is so you" moments

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Impish Greetings square magnet featuring a vintage illustration of a woman and the text I'm not really a control freak

Not A Control Freak But... Magnet

$5.00