• Impish Greetings cocktail napkin with Me As A Therapist: OMG SAMEEE text in hot pink foil on a white 3-ply napkin.
  • Impish Greetings cocktail napkin with Me As A Therapist OMG Sameee text in hot pink foil on white 3-ply paper
  • Impish Greetings white 3-ply cocktail napkin with hot pink foil text reading Me As A Therapist: OMG SAMEEE
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Me As A Therapist Cocktail Napkins

Me As A Therapist Cocktail Napkins

$13.00 USD
$13.00 USD
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Licensed? No. Qualified? Absolutely not. Available? Always

A Proper Introduction

For the armchair therapist who gives unsolicited advice at every gathering and genuinely believes they’re helping. Display your credentials in hot pink and let the cocktail hour begin. These napkins set the tone perfectly β€” equal parts self-aware and completely serious about it.

All the Juicy Details

  • Pack of 20 cocktail napkins
  • 5” x 5”
  • 3-ply β€” hot pink matte foil stamp on white
  • Wrapped in clear cello β€” gift-ready
  • Designed by Sunshine Daisy LLC

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Impish Greetings cocktail napkin with Me As A Therapist: OMG SAMEEE text in hot pink foil on a white 3-ply napkin.

Me As A Therapist Cocktail Napkins

$13.00