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Moist Magnetic Poetry Kit

Moist Magnetic Poetry Kit

$16.95 USD
$16.95 USD
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The gift of linguistic suffering, wrapped up in magnets. They'll love it. Probably.

A Proper Introduction

For everyone who has a word that makes their skin crawl.

You know the ones — moist, supple, succulent, fondle. Words that are perfectly innocent and yet deeply, inexplicably awful to hear out loud. This Moist Magnetic Poetry Kit turns the world's most cringe-inducing vocabulary into fridge poetry, which means you can make someone else experience the discomfort too. It's practically a public service.

     

    All the Juicy Details

    • 200+ magnetic word tiles themed around words that make people uncomfortable
    • Perfect for the fridge, filing cabinet, or any metal surface
    • A deeply satisfying gift for word nerds and fellow cringe-enthusiasts
    • Great conversation starter (or ender, depending on the poem)

     

    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

    You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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    Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

    Good Service. Bad Influence.

    Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

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