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Naughty Hook Stocking

Naughty Hook Stocking

Regular price $40.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $40.00 USD
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Nice is overrated. Hang your naughty-list membership with pride

A Proper Introduction

Santa knows. He’s always known. At this point, why fight it? Hang this stocking by the chimney with pride and let the big guy know exactly what he’s dealing with. Naughty list? More like an exclusive club.

Wear it like the badge of honor it is.

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All the Juicy Details

  • 100% wool construction
  • 12 x 20 x 0.5 inches
  • Designed by Peking Handicraft

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

Good Service. Bad Influence.

Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

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