• New Job gift set with black ribbon-handle gift bag
  • Space Cat Dreams Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop
  • Impish Greetings Part-Time Adult undated planner with a coral cloth-bound cover and black embossed foil lettering.
  • Alternate angled Fresh Out of Fucks pen set on muted light grey background
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New Job, Same Bullshit Gift Set

New Job, Same Bullshit Gift Set

$44.25 USD
$44.25 USD
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Big career energy. Strictly part-time adulting

A Proper Introduction

New job. Fresh stationery. Same limited tolerance for bullshit.

Celebrate their next career move with supplies for looking organized while privately questioning everything. The New Job, Same Bullshit Gift Set pairs a coral Part-Time Adult Undated Planner with the Fresh Out of Fucks Pen Set and a Space Cat Dreams card delivering one essential piece of career advice: never fucking stop dreaming.

There’s somewhere to put the big plans, five pens for the running commentary, and a little cosmic encouragement for whatever comes next. Finished with a black boutique gift bag and patterned tissue paper, it’s a promotion-worthy present without the motivational mug.

All the Juicy Details

  • Includes one coral Part-Time Adult Undated Planner. Start anytime, without sacrificing six months of unused pages.
  • Includes one Fresh Out of Fucks Pen Set with five sweary pens, white and yellow barrels, and gold-tone accents.
  • Includes one Space Cat Dreams Everyday Card featuring “Never Fucking Stop Dreaming!”
  • Card is blank inside for congratulations, questionable career advice, or a genuinely heartfelt pep talk.
  • Includes a coordinating envelope.
  • Includes one black boutique gift bag, measuring 8 × 5 × 10 inches, and ivory tissue paper with an ornamental medallion pattern.
  • Gift bag and tissue ship flat for easy assembly. We do the thinking; you take the credit.
  • A cheeky gift for a new job, promotion, career change, or favourite coworker’s escape.
  • Buy 3 cards, get 1 card free promo does not apply to gift sets.

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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New Job gift set with black ribbon-handle gift bag

New Job, Same Bullshit Gift Set

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