Nice Package Christmas Card
Nice Package Christmas Card
Santa brought a package. Subtlety stayed at the North Pole.
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A Proper Introduction
A Proper Introduction
“Merry Christmas, I have a real nice package for you!” If your holiday greetings tend to land somewhere between festive and filthy-minded, this funny Christmas card knows exactly what you’re wrapping up. Give it to someone who appreciates a shameless double entendre and won’t make you explain the joke over eggnog.
Perfect for a partner or a friend with a delightfully inappropriate sense of humor. Consider this your permission slip to put a little innuendo under the tree.
All the Juicy Details
All the Juicy Details
When’s It Getting Here?
When’s It Getting Here?
Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.
Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.
You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.
Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.
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Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.
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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+
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Nice Package Christmas Card