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Not Slim Kinda Shady Vinyl Sticker

Not Slim Kinda Shady Vinyl Sticker

Regular price $5.25 USD
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Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and anyone with a slightly shady sense of humor

A Proper Introduction

Not slim. Not sorry. Definitely shady.

This retro housewife sticker is for everyone who's occasionally slim and 100% shady — and owns every bit of it. Stick it somewhere people will see it and appreciate your taste.

    All the Juicy Details

    • 3" on longest side
    • Premium matte finish vinyl
    • Waterproof & dishwasher safe
    • UV protected & scratch resistant
    • Indoor & outdoor use
    • Made in the USA
    • Designed by Cottage + Crown

    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

    You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Quality Meets Sass

    Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

    Quick Out the Door

    Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

    Good Service. Bad Influence.

    Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

    Impish Greetings retro housewife vinyl sticker with the text Not slim. Kinda shady. on a matte finish background.

    Not Slim Kinda Shady Vinyl Sticker

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    Mary

    Yep we all have someone in our life like this