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  • A brown kraft paper gift bag with black printed text reading 'Now is a good time to lower your expectations,' filled with bright orange and lime green tissue paper, on a light gray background.
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Lower Expectations Large Gift Bag

Lower Expectations Large Gift Bag

$7.50 USD
$7.50 USD
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Whatever’s inside, just know you had fair warning.

A Proper Introduction

Presentation matters β€” even when the gift doesn’t quite live up to the occasion. This bag does the important work of calibrating expectations before the tissue paper even comes out. It’s honest, it’s thoughtful, and it’s significantly funnier than a bow. Pair it with literally anything and let the bag handle the heavy lifting.

All the Juicy Details

  • 16” x 12” x 6” β€” fits sweaters, puzzles, board games, books, and boxed gifts
  • Durable kraft paper with brown ribbon handle
  • Designed by Milktoast Brands

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Now Is A Good Time To Lower Expectations Large Gift Bag photo 2 on the lighter grey backdrop

Lower Expectations Large Gift Bag

$7.50