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Poop During Labor Card

Poop During Labor Card

$4.00 USD
$4.00 USD
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For the pregnant person who has thought about it. Obsessively. At 3am.

A Proper Introduction

The Poop During Labor Greeting Card is the card that says "I see you, I support you, and I will never bring this up at the baby shower." A hilariously honest nod to one of pregnancy's most dreaded plot twists β€” the perfect gift for a mom-to-be with a sense of humor and absolutely zero time for fluff.

    Give it at the baby shower. Give it at the hospital. Give it whenever someone needs to laugh instead of panic. Either way, it's the most memorable card in the pile.

    All the Juicy Details

    • Size: 4.25" Γ— 5.5"
    • Blank inside β€” because sometimes you just let the front do the talking
    • Comes packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a white envelope
    • By Crooked Halo

    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

    You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Poop During Labor Card

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