Retro Birthday Card

You're not old. You're...

a) Vintage
b) A collector's item
c) Falling apart
d) Both a and c

Pick your answer. The birthday person will understand.

• 4.25" x 5.5"
• Blank inside to list all potential ailments
• Kraft envelope with clear cellophane sleeve
• Designed by Top Hat and Monocle

For the birthday person who appreciates retro style and rigorous honesty.