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Retro Birthday Card

Retro Birthday Card

$5.25 USD
$5.25 USD
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For the birthday person who appreciates retro style and rigorous honesty.

A Proper Introduction

You're not old. You're...

a) Vintage
b) A collector's item
c) Falling apart
d) Both a and c

Pick your answer. The birthday person will understand.

    All the Juicy Details

    • 4.25" x 5.5"
    • Blank inside to list all potential ailments
    • Kraft envelope with clear cellophane sleeve
    • Designed by Top Hat and Monocle

    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

    You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Quality Meets Sass

    Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

    Quick Out the Door

    Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

    Good Service. Bad Influence.

    Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

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    Retro Birthday Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

    Retro Birthday Card

    $5.25