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Mom’s Vagina Birthday Card

Mom’s Vagina Birthday Card

$5.25 USD
$5.25 USD
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For the friend with zero filter, a great sense of humor, and a deep appreciation for their mother.

A Proper Introduction

Honestly, the birthday person isn't the one who deserves the accolades. What about Mom?Β Let's all give a shout to the one who did all the work. This card finally tells it like it is β€” blank inside to sing the praises of the real G.O.A.T.

    All the Juicy Details

    • 5" x 7"
    • Blank inside for your own message
    • Premium matte card stock
    • Kraft envelope included
    • Designed by Sleazy Greetings

    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

    You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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    Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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    Mom’s Vagina Birthday Card

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