Happy Coming out of Mom's Vagina Birthday Card

Honestly, the birthday person isn't the one who deserves the accolades. What about Mom?

Let's all give a shout to the one who did all the work. This card finally tells it like it is — blank inside to sing the praises of the real G.O.A.T.

• 5" x 7"
• Blank inside for your own message
• Premium matte card stock
• Kraft envelope included
• Designed by Sleazy Greetings

For the friend with zero filter, a great sense of humor, and a deep appreciation for their mother.