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Salty Vinyl Sticker

Salty Vinyl Sticker

$4.25 USD
$4.25 USD
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Seasoned with sarcasm. Not taking questions

A Proper Introduction

Consider this fair warning. Not an apology, not an explanation β€” just a heads up for anyone in the vicinity. Slap it on your water bottle, laptop, or journal and let it do the talking.

All the Juicy Details

  • 3.45” x 1”
  • Thick, durable vinyl
  • Scratch, rain + sunlight resistant
  • Designed by Five Dot Post

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

Good Service. Bad Influence.

Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

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Salty Sticker photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Salty Vinyl Sticker

$4.25