Santa Hates Little B*tches Christmas Card

He sees you. He knows. And frankly, he's tired.

Santa's been doing this for centuries and his patience has limits. This card is for the friend who knows exactly which list they're on and owns it completely. Bold, a little naughty, and guaranteed to be the best card anyone opens this holiday season — possibly the only one they actually keep.

• 4-1/4" x 5-1/2"
• Printed on high quality card stock
• Blank inside for your own (probably incriminating) message
• Comes with a matching envelope
• Protected in a cello sleeve

Coal is so last century. This card hits harder.