Shit Just Got Real Pregnancy Card

That first positive test. Two little lines that change everything. In an instant there’s joy, anticipation, excitement — and yes, abject terror. All of it at once, flooding in simultaneously. Sometimes the most loving thing you can say to a new parent is simply: I see you. I know. Shit just got real.

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