• Skinny Santa Holiday Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop
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Skinny Santa Holiday Card

Skinny Santa Holiday Card

$5.75 USD
$5.75 USD
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A Proper Introduction

Santa's been busy this year and apparently he's been nipping on the GLP 1's.  Give the gift of "oh wow, look how much weight you lost" with this festive Christmas card.  Besides, Santa won't be the only one SemigluTIDING his New Year's resolution!

All the Juicy Details

  • A2 Card (4 1/4" x 5 1/2")
  • Printed on high quality paper
  • Comes with matching envelope.
  • Blank inside.
  • Designed by Brittany Paige.

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Skinny Santa Holiday Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Skinny Santa Holiday Card

$5.75