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  • Impish Greetings funny greeting card with black text on white card stock, packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve.
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Sorry About Your Other Kids Card

Sorry About Your Other Kids Card

$4.00 USD
$4.00 USD
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For the child who turned out... differently.

A Proper Introduction

Let's be honest β€” not all kids are created equal. This card says the quiet part loud, with zero apologies and maximum personality. Perfect for the parent who secretly knows which kid is the favorite (and which one inspired this card).

Send it to someone who will laugh. Or cry. Probably both.

All the Juicy Details

  • Greeting card measures 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Blank inside for your own delightfully honest message
  • Printed on premium card stock
  • Comes packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a white envelope
  • By Crooked Halo

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Sorry About Your Other Children Card photo 3 on the lighter grey backdrop

Sorry About Your Other Kids Card

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