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Still Up? Christmas Card

Still Up? Christmas Card

Regular price $5.75 USD
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Santa's watching. And he's judging

A Proper Introduction

Because nothing good — or gift-worthy — happens after 2 AM. This card is for that friend who's always the last one standing, the group chat that never sleeps, or honestly, yourself. No judgment. (Okay, a little judgment.)

Still up? Might as well send a card.

    All the Juicy Details

    • 4¼" x 5½"
    • Printed on premium paper
    • Blank inside — write something incriminating
    • Comes with an envelope
    • Designed by Offensive Delightful

    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

    You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Quality Meets Sass

    Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

    Quick Out the Door

    Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

    Good Service. Bad Influence.

    Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

    Impish Greetings Still Up? Christmas card featuring Santa Claus lying on a red sofa looking at his smartphone.

    Still Up? Christmas Card

    $5.75