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Sucked The Life Mother's Day Card

Sucked The Life Mother's Day Card

$5.25 USD
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Thanks for everything, even though we drained your will to live.

A Proper Introduction

Nothing can drain the life force from a once vibrant, purposeful woman quite like children. This card gives the little ones a chance to say: I’m sorry for making you cranky, Mom. It won’t make her any less ornery. But it’s a solid start — and honestly, the most honest thank-you she’ll receive all day.

All the Juicy Details

Blank inside — finally admit who shaved the cat.

  • 5” x 7”
  • Printed on heavyweight bright white matte cardstock
  • Comes with its own envelope
  • Packaged in a no-flap clear sleeve
  • Designed by In a Nutshell Studio

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Sucked The Life Mother's Day Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Sucked The Life Mother's Day Card

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