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Sucked The Life Mother's Day Card

Sucked The Life Mother's Day Card

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Nothing can drain the life force from a once vibrant, purposeful woman quite like children. This card gives the little ones a chance to say: I’m sorry for making you cranky, Mom. It won’t make her any less ornery. But it’s a solid start — and honestly, the most honest thank-you she’ll receive all day.

Thanks for everything, even though we drained your will to live.

Blank inside — finally admit who shaved the cat.

  • 5” x 7”
  • Printed on heavyweight bright white matte cardstock
  • Comes with its own envelope
  • Packaged in a no-flap clear sleeve
  • Designed by In a Nutshell Studio
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Impish Greetings Mother's Day card with a succulent illustration and the text I'm sorry that I sucked the life out of you

Sucked The Life Mother's Day Card

$5.25