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Thanks, I Hate It Vinyl Sticker

Thanks, I Hate It Vinyl Sticker

$3.75 USD
$3.75 USD
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Not everything deserves polite enthusiasm

A Proper Introduction

We here at Impish are big believers in rigorous honesty. Sometimes the most authentic response is a heartfelt “thanks, but absolutely not.” The Thanks, I Hate It Vinyl Sticker gets it: a sarcastic sticker for dry-humor fans whose appreciation comes with several conditions.

Made from durable, waterproof vinyl and approximately 4″ × 2½″, it delivers your review without the awkward follow-up conversation. Hand screen-printed in small batches in Portland, Oregon. Individual colors may vary; the lack of enthusiasm remains consistent.

All the Juicy Details

  • Approximate sticker size: 4″ × 2½″.
  • Highly durable, waterproof vinyl.
  • Assorted colors. Individual colors may vary.
  • Screen-printed by hand and cut by plotter in small batches by Rx Skulls in Portland, Oregon.
  • Made in the United States.
  • Designed by Rx Letterpress.

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Impish Greetings vinyl sticker featuring a red cat illustration and the text Thanks I Hate It on a grey background.

Thanks, I Hate It Vinyl Sticker

$3.75