• Feel Better, Dammit Gift Kit with plain black ribbon-handle bag and patterned tissue on muted light grey
  • Best Medicine Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop
  • Brass Monkey Beyond Bored on a light grey background
  • Pen set on a muted light grey background
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The Feel Better, Damnit Gift Set

The Feel Better, Damnit Gift Set

$34.00 USD
$34.00 USD
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Less β€œget well soon.” More β€œthis sucks, brought distractions.”

A Proper Introduction

Being sick sucks. Your gift doesn’t have to.

For the friend who’s over feeling under the weather and has officially reached the end of the internet. The Feel Better, Damnit Gift Set pairs the Beyond Bored adult activity book with five brutally honest pens and a Best Medicine Get Well Card that knows exactly when laughter might be a terrible idea.

There are puzzles to tackle, pages to doodle on, and pens that express their current mood without requiring any actual conversation. Finished with a plain black boutique gift bag and ornamental patterned tissue, it’s a thoughtful little distraction for someone having a thoroughly un-fun time.

Because β€œlet me know if you need anything” could use better stationery.

All the Juicy Details

  • Includes one Beyond Bored adult activity book by Brass Monkey, featuring hidden-picture puzzles, mazes, coloring pages, and connect-the-dots.
  • Includes one Fuck It All Pen Set with five sweary pens in black and white with gold-tone accents.
  • Includes one Best Medicine Get Well Card, delivering sympathy with a deeply questionable bedside manner.
  • Includes a coordinating envelope.
  • Includes one plain matte black boutique gift bag with satin ribbon handles, measuring 8 Γ— 5 Γ— 10 inches. No logo, just good taste.
  • Includes ivory tissue paper with a black ornamental medallion pattern.
  • Gift bag and tissue ship flat for easy assembly. You do the fluffing; we’ve handled the thinking.
  • A cheeky get-well gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, and anyone bored out of their very tired mind.
  • Buy 3 cards, get 1 card free promo does not apply to gift sets.

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Feel Better, Dammit Gift Kit with plain black ribbon-handle bag and patterned tissue on muted light grey

The Feel Better, Damnit Gift Set

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