• Five matching vintage-style birthday cards are arranged in a fan shape on a textured gray surface. The cards feature a retro illustration of a woman with black hair and an orange dress, with the text 'Birthday Advice: The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap.
  • The More You Weigh Vintage Birthday Card photo 5 on the lighter grey backdrop
  • A stack of 'Birthday Advice' greeting cards from Impish Greetings, wrapped in a white paper band, placed on a gray textured surface.
  • Pack of six The more you weigh greeting cards against a light grey background
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The More You Weigh Cards (6-Pack)

The More You Weigh Cards (6-Pack)

$31.50 USD
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Birthday cake is not the problem. Running out of birthday cards is

A Proper Introduction

Keep six of our The More You Weigh vintage birthday cards on hand for the friends who deserve an extra slice and absolutely zero guilt. When the next birthday sneaks up on you, you'll have a funny card ready instead of a last-minute gas station apology.

     

    All the Juicy Details

    • Pack of 6 of the The More You Weigh Birthday Card
    • Card Size 5" x 7"
    • Individual card costs $6.25
    • Blank inside for your own message
    • Each card includes coordinating envelopes
    • Packaged in a cello sleeve
    • Made in the USA
    • Designed by Katie Doodle

    A $37.50 value, yours for $31.50!

    Buy 3 cards, get 1 card free promo does not apply to this bundle.

    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

    You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Quality Meets Sass

    Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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    Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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    Five matching vintage-style birthday cards are arranged in a fan shape on a textured gray surface. The cards feature a retro illustration of a woman with black hair and an orange dress, with the text 'Birthday Advice: The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap.

    The More You Weigh Cards (6-Pack)

    $31.50