• Notebook front on muted light grey
  • Open notebook on muted light grey
  • Notebook ribbon detail on muted light grey
  • Notebook back on muted light grey
  • Things I Shouldn't Say Out Loud notebook with blue ribbon on muted light grey background
  • Things I Shouldn't Say Out Loud notebook standing upright on muted light grey background
  • Alternate angled notebook view showing ivory page edges on muted light grey background
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Things I Shouldn't Say Notebook

Things I Shouldn't Say Notebook

$18.50 USD
$18.50 USD
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Your inside voice deserves its own notebook

A Proper Introduction

Some thoughts belong in a meeting. Others belong here. TheΒ Things I Shouldn’t Say Out Loud notebook gives your unfiltered opinions a place to land without requiring an apology email afterward.

A cheerful yellow cover and sweet vintage-style animals provide excellent camouflage for your less-than-wholesome observations. Fill the ivory lined pages with daily notes, private rants, and the comebacks you thought of three hours too late. A funny gift for your favorite filter-free friend, or a small act of self-preservation for yourself.

All the Juicy Details

  • Matte hardcover: innocent on the outside. The rest is up to you.
  • 160 ivory lined pages: room for notes, lists, and things best left unsaid.
  • A5 size: 5.7" Γ— 8.27".
  • Ribbon bookmark: pick up exactly where the silent rant left off.
  • By Bad Betty Greeting Company

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Notebook front on muted light grey

Things I Shouldn't Say Notebook

$18.50