• Six Christmas cards in a staggered diagonal layout
  • A Christmas greeting card with bold green and red horizontal stripes and cream text reading 'THIS YEAR SUCKED ASS!!!!' followed by 'i mean.
  • This Year Sucked Ass card pack with Impish Greetings packaging band
  • Square card and gift bag photo
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This Year Sucked Ass Card Set (Pack of 6)

This Year Sucked Ass Card Set (Pack of 6)

$27.50 USD
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Six cards. Because this year deserves to be called out repeatedly

A Proper Introduction

Some years deserve a heartfelt holiday message. This one deserves six copies of β€œThis year sucked ass.”

Send a little festive honesty to the friends who survived the same spectacular mess you did. This six-card set delivers Christmas cheer with a generous helping of profanity, because β€œwhat a wonderful year” would be a lie, and you weren’t raised that way.

Six cards. One brutally honest design. Merry Christmas, and may next year get its shit together.

Includes six cards featuring the same β€œThis year sucked ass! I mean... Merry Christmas!” design and a coordinating envelope with each card.

Buy 3 cards, get 1 card free promo does not apply to card packs/bundles.

All the Juicy Details

  • Set of six cards featuring the same This Year Sucked Ass Christmas design
  • Each card measures 4ΒΌβ€³ Γ— 5Β½β€³
  • Printed on premium cardstock, for a year that was anything but premium
  • Includes a coordinating envelope with each card
  • Front message: β€œThis year sucked ass! I mean... Merry Christmas!”
  • Designed by Offensive Delightful
  • Card design style no. MX04

Buy 3 cards, get 1 card free promo does not apply to card packs/bundles.

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Six Christmas cards in a staggered diagonal layout

This Year Sucked Ass Card Set (Pack of 6)

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