• A Christmas greeting card with bold green and red horizontal stripes and cream text reading 'THIS YEAR SUCKED ASS!!!!' followed by 'i mean.
  • A rectangular greeting card or poster with a bold holiday design, shown against a muted grey background. The card features a cream base with large green and red blocks of color, white text reading 'THIS YEAR SUCKED ASS!!!' and 'i mean.
  • Square card and gift bag photo
  • Square blank card interior photo
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This Year Sucked Christmas Card

This Year Sucked Christmas Card

$5.50 USD
$5.50 USD
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For the year that belongs on the naughty list

A Proper Introduction

Season’s greetings, with a side of brutal honesty.

“This year sucked ass! I mean... Merry Christmas!” Some years deserve a heartfelt holiday message. Others deserve this card. Send it to the friend who survived the same spectacular mess you did and will laugh before they’ve even opened the envelope.

It’s a funny Christmas card for anyone who prefers their festive cheer with a little profanity and a lot less pretending. Here’s to making it through the year, even if we’d rather not do that one again.

All the Juicy Details

  • 4 1/4" x 5 1/2"
  • Premium card stock
  • Comes with a coordinating envelope
  • Protected in a cello sleeve
  • Message: “This year sucked ass! I mean... Merry Christmas!”
  • Style no. MX04
  • Designed by OffensiveDelightful

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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A Christmas greeting card with bold green and red horizontal stripes and cream text reading 'THIS YEAR SUCKED ASS!!!!' followed by 'i mean.

This Year Sucked Christmas Card

$5.50