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Ticket to the Shit Show Sticker

Ticket to the Shit Show Sticker

Regular price $4.25 USD
Regular price Sale price $4.25 USD
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Admit one. Regret everything. No refunds

A Proper Introduction

Congratulations. Your ticket has been confirmed. Admission is always free, the chaos is complimentary, and the show never ends. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere that accurately represents your current situation.

All the Juicy Details

  • 3.3” x 1.9”
  • Durable vinyl with a protective coating
  • Made by Beckamade

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

Good Service. Bad Influence.

Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

Ticket to the Shit Show Sticker photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Ticket to the Shit Show Sticker

$4.25