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Death Do Us Part Quitters Card

Death Do Us Part Quitters Card

$6.25 USD
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Blank inside — write something they’ll remember for eternity.

A Proper Introduction

Till death? That’s the bare minimum. For some people, forever isn’t nearly long enough. This funny anniversary card is for the partner you’d haunt — the one you’d follow into the afterlife just to keep annoying them. That’s love. That’s commitment. Quitters stop at death.

All the Juicy Details

  • 4⅛” x 5¾”
  • Blank inside
  • Comes with a kraft envelope
  • Packaged in a cellophane sleeve
  • Made in the USA by Bad Betty Greeting Company

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Death Do Us Part Is for Quitters Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Death Do Us Part Quitters Card

$6.25