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Chin Up Tits Out Card

Chin Up Tits Out Card

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Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is: go out there and own it.

A Proper Introduction

No hedging. No "you've got this... maybe." Just full-throttle, unapologetic encouragement for the person in your life who's about to do something brave, terrifying, or spectacularly themselves. This card says what a lot of people are thinking but are too polite to put in writing.

You're not too polite. That's why they love you.

All the Juicy Details

  • 4¼" x 5½" (A2) card printed on thick, velvety premium card stock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Eye-popping color
  • Made in the USA
  • Includes a coordinating kraft envelope, wrapped in a protective sleeve
  • Perfect for new jobs, big moves, breakups, comebacks, or any moment that calls for maximum audacity
  • By Paper Sluts

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

Good Service. Bad Influence.

Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

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Chin Up Tits Out Card

$5.00