Hostess with The Mostest Bundle

For the hostess who makes entertaining look effortless, even while you’re asking where the corkscrew is for the third time. This funny hostess gift bundle says, “Thanks in advance for all the booze I plan on drinking,” with considerably more charm than showing up empty-handed.

It brings together one Bathroom Guest Book, one pack of Mid Century Modern Pyrex Cookware cocktail napkins, and one Coastal Lemon 11 oz soy candle. A little retro flair for the drinks, a little atmosphere for the room, and some deeply unnecessary guest commentary from the bathroom. Consider it a thank-you with excellent taste and questionable boundaries.

Bring it to a dinner party, give it as a housewarming gift, or thank the friend whose home has become your unofficial social headquarters. They handle the hosting. You handle looking like a thoughtful guest. Try not to ruin it by staying until 2 a.m.

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.