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Undiagnosed Card

Undiagnosed Card

Regular price $5.90 USD
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For the self-aware, the slightly neurotic, and everyone who's ever played Dr. Google on a Saturday night.

A Proper Introduction

Truer words have never been printed on a card. This Undiagnosed Every Day Card vintage-style greeting card is an Impish favorite — equal parts hilarious and deeply, uncomfortably relatable. Send it to the friend who just gets it.

All the Juicy Details

  • 4-3/8" x 5-3/4"
  • Blank inside (with room to write all possible DSM IV disorders)
  • Comes with a kraft envelope
  • Cello wrapped for protection
  • Made in the USA
  • Designed by Bad Betty Greeting Company

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

Good Service. Bad Influence.

Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

Undiagnosed but Something Ain't Right Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

Undiagnosed Card

$5.90