Gen X Hose Water Everyday Card

For the Gen Xer who drank from the garden hose, came home when the streetlights turned on, and lived to tell the tale with a little sarcasm. This vintage ’70s greeting card is a knowing nod to a childhood with fewer rules and absolutely no bottled water.

Send it for a birthday, a reunion, or just to remind an old friend that you both made it through the pre-internet wilderness. It’s blank inside, so the nostalgia (and the punchline) is yours to finish.

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.