• Impish Greetings paper guest towels with Wash Your F*%#ING Hands text in elegant gold foil on white 3-ply paper.
  • Impish Greetings paper guest towels with gold foil text reading Wash Your F*%#ING Hands on a white 3-ply background.
  • Impish Greetings paper guest towels with metallic gold foil text reading Wash Your F*%#ING Hands on white 3-ply paper
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Wash Your F*%#ING Hands Guest Towels

Wash Your F*%#ING Hands Guest Towels

$19.00 USD
$19.00 USD
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The reminder your guests need. In gold, because you have standards

A Proper Introduction

Subtle? No. Necessary? Absolutely. These guest towels deliver the world’s most important bathroom message with the elegance of gold foil and zero apologies. Set them out at your next gathering and watch every single guest actually wash their hands. You’re welcome.

All the Juicy Details

  • Pack of 20 paper guest towels
  • 8” L x 4.5” W
  • 3-ply paper β€” gold foil stamp on white
  • Wrapped in clear cello β€” gift-ready
  • Designed by Sunshine Daisy LLC

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Impish Greetings paper guest towels with Wash Your F*%#ING Hands text in elegant gold foil on white 3-ply paper.

Wash Your F*%#ING Hands Guest Towels

$19.00