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We Ride At Dawn Father's Day Card

We Ride At Dawn Father's Day Card

Regular price $6.25 USD
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We ride at dawn. Those lawn stripes aren't going to mow themselves.

A Proper Introduction

Some heroes cross the Delaware. Others patrol the backyard on a riding mower, defending the neighborhood from uneven grass. This funny, vintage-style Father's Day card salutes Dad's unwavering commitment to a well-trimmed lawn and a mission taken far too seriously.

Give it to the dad who treats yard work like a military operation. Write your tribute inside, preferably before he starts briefing you on proper mowing technique.

All the Juicy Details

  • One Father's Day greeting card with vintage-style humor.
  • Measures 4⅜ × 5¾ inches.
  • Blank inside for your own message to the commander of the lawn.
  • Kraft envelope included.
  • Protected in a cello sleeve.
  • Made in the USA.
  • Designed by Bad Betty Greeting Company.

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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Impish Greetings We Ride At Dawn Father's Day card featuring a vintage illustration of a man on a lawn mower.

We Ride At Dawn Father's Day Card

$6.25