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Welcome To The Shit Show Pillow

Welcome To The Shit Show Pillow

Regular price $60.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $60.00 USD
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Come on in. Grab a seat. Try not to trip over anything.

A Proper Introduction

The most honest home décor you’ll ever own. This needlepoint throw pillow says exactly what every household with kids — or pets, or people — is already thinking. Stylish enough to mean it, funny enough to own it. Keep it for yourself or gift it to someone whose home you genuinely love visiting, chaos and all.

All the Juicy Details

  • 13 x 7.5 inches
  • Needlepoint front with polyester filling
  • Professionally clean only
  • Designed by Questionables

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

Good Service. Bad Influence.

Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

Impish Greetings needlepoint throw pillow with orange leopard print border and Welcome To The Shit Show text

Welcome To The Shit Show Pillow

$60.00