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You Old Tramp Birthday Card

You Old Tramp Birthday Card

Regular price $5.25 USD
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Perfect for the birthday person who can take a joke β€” and dish one right back.

A Proper Introduction

Aged like a fine wine. Behaves like a raving lunatic.

For the friend who should come with an NC-17 warning label β€” this Old Tramp Birthday Card gets them. Bold, cheeky, and absolutely on point for anyone who's earned the title.

All the Juicy Details

  • 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Thick, velvety card stock with eye-popping color
  • Comes with matching envelope
  • Cellophane sleeve for protection
  • Made in the USA
  • Designed by Paper Sluts

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

Quick Out the Door

Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

Good Service. Bad Influence.

Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

You Old Tramp Birthday Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

You Old Tramp Birthday Card

$5.25