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You'll Still be Hot Greeting Card

You'll Still be Hot Greeting Card

$4.25 USD
$4.25 USD
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Global warming is real. And so is this.

A Proper Introduction

A birthday card that cuts right to the chase β€” yes, you're getting older, but you'll still be hot. Just like the planet. Warm, slightly concerning, and impossible to ignore.

For the birthday person who is aging like the planet β€” hotter every year.

All the Juicy Details

  • 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • White matte card stock
  • Kraft envelope with cello sleeve
  • Designed by North Star Charm

When’s It Getting Here?

Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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Quality Meets Sass

Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

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Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

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You'll Still be Hot Greeting Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

You'll Still be Hot Greeting Card

$4.25