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So Fucking Weird Birthday Card

So Fucking Weird Birthday Card

Regular price $5.25 USD
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For the wonderfully weird friend who wouldn't have it any other way.

A Proper Introduction

We all have that one friend. The one who is up for anything. The one who says whatever is on their mind, whether it's welcome or not.

This vintage-style You're So Fucking Weird Birthday Card celebrates the beautiful chaos of having a weirdo in your life β€” blank inside so you can list every time they almost went to jail.

    All the Juicy Details

    • 5" x 7"
    • Blank inside for your own message
    • High quality card stock with smooth matte finish
    • Recycled kraft envelope
    • Reusable clear plastic sleeve
    • Made in the USA
    • Designed by Sleazy Greetings

    When’s It Getting Here?

    Your future as a card-and-gift-giving legend starts here. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Weekend orders are processed the next business day, and USPS delivery usually takes 3–6 business days after shipping.

    Shipping is $3.95 for orders under $20 and $6.95 for orders of $20–$54.99. Spend $55 or more and shipping’s on us.

    You’ll receive tracking by email so you can keep tabs on the laughs.

    Questions? Contact info@impishgreetings.com.

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    Quality Meets Sass

    Cards and gifts with personality, chosen by our mother-daughter duo.

    Quick Out the Door

    Processed within 24 hours on business days. Free shipping on orders $55+

    Good Service. Bad Influence.

    Questions or an order hiccup? We pride ourselves in friendly customer service.

    You're So Fucking Weird Birthday Card photo 1 on the lighter grey backdrop

    So Fucking Weird Birthday Card

    $5.25