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Meow Meow Meow Vinyl Sticker
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Ticket to the Shit Show Sticker
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Salty Vinyl Sticker
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Bat Shit Crazy Vinyl Sticker
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Boss Babe Sticker
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Emotional Support Bottle Sticker
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Filthy Dirty Olive Martini Sticker
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Thanks, I Hate It Vinyl Sticker
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Bigfoot Grabbed My Weiner Sticker
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Do Epic Shit - Vinyl Sticker
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Booktrovert Skeleton Vinyl Sticker
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My Pronouns Are Try Me Sticker
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Explosive Diarrhea Sticker
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Cat Plays the Violin Sticker
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Sorry My Tummy Hurts Sticker
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Literally Just a Girl Puppy Sticker
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Protect Kids, Not Guns Sticker
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Women's Rights Sticker
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Menace to Society Sticker
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The Lovers Tarot Cowgirls Sticker
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Let’s Go Thrifting Sticker
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Yeah No Sticker
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Life Lately Sticker
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My Therapist Would Be Proud Sticker
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Dead Inside Sticker
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Don't Rush Me Sticker
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I Hate It Here Sticker
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Bruh Vinyl Sticker
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I Pooped Today Sticker
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Everything's Fine Sticker
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Retro Pink Rotary Phone Sticker
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Throat Punch, I Win Sticker
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Not Hoarding, Cool Stuff Sticker
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The Hell I Won't Cowgirl Sticker
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Later Bitches Deer Sticker
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Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Sticker
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Frequently Asked Questions
Most of our cards are blank on the inside. Check the individual card’s description for what’s printed inside. That way, the punchline won’t surprise you for the wrong reason!
Each greeting card varies by size, check the product description for individual card information
Shipping within the U.S. is $3.95 for orders under $20, $6.95 for orders from $20 to $54.99, and free for orders of $55 or more. Your shipping cost will be shown at checkout.
Absolutely! If something isn’t right with your order, please contact us. We’ll help you with the next steps under our return policy.
Orders are processed and shipped within 24 hours. Orders received on weekends are processed the next business day. We ship via USPS Ground Advantage. Individual arrival times may vary but, on average, it takes 3-6 business days once the order leaves our capable hands!



































