Collection: IMPISH CARDS
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Life is too short to give bad cards.
Our collection of snarky, sarcastic, and delightfully inappropriate cards says all the things you're thinking but probably shouldn't say out loud. Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates humor with a little bite.
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Finally Wedding Card
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Birthday Queen Card
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You'll Do Anniversary Card
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Tini Bit Older Birthday Card
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Favorite Plot Twist Valentine’s Day Card
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Shit Just Got Real Pregnancy Card
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Siblings Were Such Disappointments Mother's Day Card
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You're So Fucking Weird Birthday Card
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Congrats On Your Divorce! (We Hated Him) Card
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Hello, I Am Sorry – Apology Greeting Card
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I'm Sorry You Feel Like Garbage Card
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Mid Century Dad Father's Day Card
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Love Your Penis Love / Anniversary Card
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HOLY SHIT! wedding card
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I Miss Your Face Card
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I am Obsessed with You Card
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Light My Fire Hanukkah Card
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Another Year of Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card
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Light That Up Hanukkah Card
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You Still Look Twenty From A Distance Birthday Card
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Let's Get Lit Hanukkah Greeting Card
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Happy Easter, Let's Have Brunch Card
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Fuck Marry Kill Wedding Card
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Bitch Ass Candles Birthday Card
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I Love You More Than Diet Coke Card
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Make a Wish Birthday Card
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Congrats On Your Little Nugget Card
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Would Bang Again Card
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Missing The Crap Out Of You Card
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Christmas Let's Make Out Card
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Coochie Coo Baby Card
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Happy Holidays & Shit Christmas Card
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Cancer Can Suck It Get Well Cancer Card
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Sorry for Being Salty Apology Card
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Skinny Santa Holiday Card
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Oy Vey Hanukkah Card
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