Collection: IMPISH CARDS
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Life is too short to give bad cards.
Our collection of snarky, sarcastic, and delightfully inappropriate cards says all the things you're thinking but probably shouldn't say out loud. Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates humor with a little bite.
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Friends Are Like Fat Thighs... Card
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Do Better Greeting Card
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Undiagnosed but Something Ain’t Right Card
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Tough Times Don't Last Encouragement Card
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Big Nick Energy Holiday Card
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Happy Retirement Fucking Quitter Card
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Frying Bacon With No Clothes On Card
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Sorry Dogs Pet Sympathy Card
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One More Star Sympathy Card
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Santa Hates Little B*tches Christmas Card
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Ride or Die Birthday Card
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Holy Crap Baby Card
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You Look Good for Being So Old Birthday Card
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Happy Coming out of Mom's Vagina Birthday Card
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Call Dad - Father’s Day Card
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Clever Little Shit Congratulations Card
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I'd Take a Bullet For You. Not In The Head Card
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Dad, You're My Father Card
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Five Stars Would Marry Again Anniversary Card
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Space Cat Dreams Miscellaneous Cards
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Holy Shit! New Baby Card
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Googled Your Symptoms Card
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Friendship is Weird Card
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Besties Before Testes Card
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Welcome to the Hot Moms Club New Mom Greeting Card
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Mother's Day Vintage Fashion Card
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UFO Birthday Wishes Card
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Sasquatch Legend Dad Card
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Pigeon Donut Birthday Card
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Donkey Pinata Birthday Card
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Damn Bitch, You Is Fine Card
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We Ride At Dawn Father's Day Card
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Death Do Us Part Is for Quitters Card
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I Miss Your Stupid Face Card
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Confidence of a Mediocre White Man Greeting Card
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I May Have Overreacted a Bit Card
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