Collection: IMPISH CARDS
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Life is too short to give bad cards.
Our collection of snarky, sarcastic, and delightfully inappropriate cards says all the things you're thinking but probably shouldn't say out loud. Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates humor with a little bite.
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The More You Weigh Vintage Birthday Card
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Queen-agers Birthday Card
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Shit Pants in Public Encouragement Card
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Thanks For Being My Friend Card
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Cat's Meow Card - Everyday Greeting Card
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Grown Up and Ready for a Colonoscopy Birthday Card
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Ho Ho Holy Shit What A Year Card
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90s Chain Letter Card
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Do You Have Any Fucks?... Everyday Card
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One Minute You're Young And Fun... Birthday Card
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You Old Tramp Birthday Card
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Best Medicine Card - Get Well / Encouragement
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You Are a Goddamn Gift to the World Card
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Three Wise Men? Be Serious Card
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You're Doing It Wrong Card
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Fine as Fuck Card
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You is Badass Greeting Card
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I'm Sorry I Called You Old Birthday Card
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Grammar - Feeling Your Nuts Card
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I Wish I Could Take Your Pain Card
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I Couldn't Ask for a Better Sister Card
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If I Became a Jedi Greeting Card
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I Know People Older Than You Birthday Card
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First Swear Word Baby Card
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To My Ride or Die Best Friend Card
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Hay Horse Greeting Card
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I Love Every Version Of You Diet Soda Card
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Work Bestie Definition Card
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Favorite Person in History Greeting Card
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Rude that You're Younger Birthday Card
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Congrats on Your Tiny, Loud Roommate Baby Card
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Damn Girl Greeting Card
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Still Up? Christmas Card
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Dumpster Fire Christmas Card
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So. Many. Candles. Birthday Card
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